awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

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  • Government: We want to keep pregnancy rates in young girls down!
  • Government: *Has terrible sex education for young girls*
  • Government: *Charges lots of money for birth control*
  • Government: *Charges lots of money for pregnancy tests*
  • Government: *Charges lots of money for plan b pills*
  • Government: *Is against abortion*

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crowofmurder:

THE GOBLET OF FIRE

crowofmurder:

THE GOBLET OF FIRE

(Source: memewhore)

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charlesoberonn:

babies who were conceived when the Gigapause started are being born now.

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cusswordsayer:

fatwink:

weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. 

the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.

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itsoktobegay101:

Fact: Straight parents raise gay kids. 
Unfortunate fact: Homophobic parents raise gay kids.
Startling Fact: 40% of homeless youth are LGBT kids. 

itsoktobegay101:

Fact: Straight parents raise gay kids. 

Unfortunate fact: Homophobic parents raise gay kids.

Startling Fact: 40% of homeless youth are LGBT kids. 

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littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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